Mad Magazine– Reasons Not to Impeach & Convict President Bush


mad magazine Reasons Not to Impeach & Convict President Bush

  • It won’t bring Anna Nicole back to life, so why bother?
  • Chuck Norris is a loyal Bush supporter, and we all know what happens when Chuck Norris gets angry.
  • Because “President Cheney” is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
  • The only basis for impeachment is found in the Constitution, which was invalidated in 2002.
  • Impeachment hearings could preempt the reality shows America loves so much.
  • If Bush is removed, Air America hosts will lose their #1 topic, and the whole network will become irrelevant.
  • Hey, lay off the guy! Unless you’re poor, black, elderly, gay, female, middle class, or a veteran, what’s he ever done to you?
  • The last time we impeached a President, his poll number actually went up and his wife was elected to the Senate. Is that something we really want to see happen with this crowd?
  • An impeachment would be extremely divisive — and America must stand united, especially during times of illegal wars based on lies.
  • He did not allow Sanjaya to win American Idol under his watch.
  • If he’s impeached, the terrorists win— or haven’t you been paying attention for the last six years?

(Thanks to Blue Dragon & his mom for sending it to me.)