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On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
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On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
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On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
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On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the cat.
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On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
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On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
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On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter box.
