Need to be cheered up?
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
Love the Sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423
Want something to eat?
Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land, Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater, Texas 79556
Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Atlanta, Texas 75551
Buffalo, Texas 75831
Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Klondike, Texas 75448
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462
Feel like traveling outside the country? Don’t bother buying a plane
ticket!
Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Dublin, Texas 76446
Egypt, Texas 77436
Ireland, Texas 76538
Turkey, Texas 79261
London, Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460
No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse, Texas 75791
We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas 79031
And even another planet:
Venus, Texas 76084
And a city named after our State!
Texas City, Texas 77590
Exhausted?
Energy, Texas 76452
Cold?
Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters, Texas
Like to read about History?
Santa Ana, Texas
Goliad, Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas
Robert Lee, Texas
Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670
You guessed it… it’s on the state line:
Texline, Texas 79087
For the kids…
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560
Other city names in Texas to make you smile…
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Te xas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas 77853
Old Dime Box, Texas 77853
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079
And last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore, Texas 75662
And our favorites…
Cut n Shoot, Texas
Gun Barrell City, Texas
Hoop And Holler, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas
Muleshoe, Texas
January 11, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Funny Funny Funny. What more can I say. Nice site.
January 12, 2008 at 12:04 am
My sister was born in Edinburg, Texas, sister city to Edinburgh, Scotland. Fun list, Cassie!
January 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm
[…] Freckles Cassie at Political Teen Tidbits has a great list: […]
January 12, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Don’t forget Italy, Texas! And, shouldn’t there be a list appropriate for West, Texas?
January 17, 2008 at 7:06 pm
You can add, Dayton, Cleveland, Jacksonville, and Nome to the other cities list.
May 15, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Couple more:
San Diego, TX and
Palestine, TX
great lists!
September 6, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Hello,
Great write up!
But you did forgot a town that’s right next door to me.
Moscow, Texas
(in East Texas)
Now that’s a great one to add!
January 5, 2009 at 2:06 am
Great list!
Another to add….
Cyclone, Texas
January 9, 2009 at 3:43 pm
you forgot the the town security,texas
July 8, 2010 at 6:29 pm
i love that
January 22, 2009 at 10:16 pm
ya cant forget Plainview, TX its in the falttest plainest part of texas there is… and you really do have a plain view
March 27, 2009 at 11:16 am
That is awesome but you forgot Dumas,tx. lol. dumbass texas. i damn near crapped my pants when i drove through dumbass,tx. lol
May 13, 2009 at 7:30 am
Yo
Haha me n my frendz though that was funny. O n um… dont forget Hamilton Texas!!! yea i guess it could b 4 the food u kno??? O n if they hav to go 2 the bathroom they can go 2
Pottsville, Texas.
June 29, 2010 at 4:33 am
That would be Pottsboro, TX
July 24, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Great list! TX definite has its share of wacky names.
One more to add under the ‘food’ cities: CRUM, Texas (even if it’s not spelled crumb)
How about a list of TX lakes with weird names?
June 29, 2010 at 4:34 am
That is spelled Krum….which is near Justin, TX home of Justin Boots.
July 24, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Weird names for Texas lakes? You mean like Pool Lake? (Named for Congressman Joe Pool.) Or Inks Lake?
Or Big Lake, which isn’t big, and isn’t often a lake?
Or like Texoma, which sounds like a regional cancer, but is a great recreation site?
August 12, 2009 at 3:04 pm
under “Exhausted” you forgot Electric City Texas
October 8, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Hi boardies,,
October 13, 2009 at 6:23 pm
this is really interesting. but there is also a new york, texas its really close to athens, tx
July 8, 2010 at 6:27 pm
that is so funny
October 14, 2009 at 8:21 am
For History buffs: La Amistad, TX
Exhausted? Coffee City, TX
And if you’re still hungry.. Berryville, TX
And the lakes? For the spelling impaired:
Rainbo Lake
October 29, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Sundown, texas is the Best one!!!
November 12, 2009 at 11:45 am
If you want a crazy lake name, there’s Possum Kingdom Lake, TX.
December 25, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Here is another. If you are tired of the same ol’e deal. We have a New Deal for you. It is North of Lubbock.
January 7, 2010 at 12:14 pm
There is always Longview, tx and Uncertain, TX or
Fayetteville
Bethlehem
Buffalo
Clevland
or Elysian Fields for Greek mythology
and the always funny Nimrod, TX haha
January 7, 2010 at 7:44 pm
And of course Beverly Hills, TX..just by Waco, TX
March 3, 2010 at 1:56 pm
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May 25, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Take a look at Funny Town Name T-shirts @
http://www.funnytowns.com/USA
June 17, 2010 at 10:20 pm
you also forgot rhome
June 22, 2010 at 11:17 am
If you want a watch Rowlett, Texas;)
July 8, 2010 at 6:25 pm
hahahahaha i live in elmo tx aka-elmo’s world
July 8, 2010 at 6:32 pm
well that is funny my daughter wantes to go there now. she loves elmo!!!!
July 22, 2010 at 1:08 pm
you for got gaylord, texas
August 24, 2010 at 8:26 pm
don’t forget Moscow, Texas and did you mention New York, Texas?
September 26, 2010 at 4:56 pm
You forgot Pumpkin, Texas!
October 13, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Baby Head, TX (no kidding)
October 24, 2010 at 8:11 pm
You also forgot a fun one, “Looneyville, Texas” just southwest of “Happy Valley”
October 29, 2010 at 11:26 am
we alway get our office supplies from a very reputable dealer that lives close to our home;`-
November 17, 2010 at 4:46 pm
some office supplies are low quality that is why you should always check your store if they offer high quality products ,”;
December 16, 2010 at 2:29 am
I just love these names — especially Miami, Texas. Sounds very exotic!
January 14, 2011 at 10:51 am
Shoot! I’m a Texas writer, and I went through the whole list thinking I was going to be able to add the name right outside my hometown, but there it is: Muleshoe!
And may I add Idalou? Named, of course, after two sisters. Ida. And Lou.
January 28, 2011 at 10:11 pm
no one said Goldley, Texas, it’s really close to Cleburne.
May 9, 2011 at 10:07 am
Italy & New York, TX was left out.
May 12, 2011 at 8:31 am
This is neat. I have gone through a lot of those cities. I think there is a place not for from Sweetwater that has a weird name.
Something like Noodle.
I could be mistaken.
June 18, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Bug Tussle was left out, too — but what category would it fit?
July 11, 2011 at 2:09 am
What category would Forney be in?
July 11, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Cute! Cant wait to share this with my kiddos… Thank you Cassie Frequelz for the amazing info!
July 11, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Add Frost Texas to the list of cold places.
July 17, 2011 at 3:23 am
I did not see:
Fairy, TX
Washinton On The Brazos, TX
Buffalo Gap, TX
Post, TX
Justiceburg, TX
Commerce, TX
Littlefield, TX
Impact, TX
Canyon, TX
Roscoe, TX
Plano, TX
& Texico, New Mexico (just across the state line from Farwell, TX)
July 17, 2011 at 3:26 am
I should have mentioned that Washington On The Brazos was the first capital of the Republic of Texas before it was moved to Austin.
August 12, 2011 at 3:46 pm
—-and if you need a little help you can always Panhandle, Texas!
August 18, 2011 at 8:11 pm
I think there is a place not for from Sweetwater that has a weird name
August 18, 2011 at 8:13 pm
Sweetwater that has a weird name