A boy selling puppies out of a little red wagon camps out in front of the White House…George Bush, delighted at the boy’s entrepreneurship, strolls out to speak with him. “Say, what kind of puppies are those?” says Bush. “Republican puppies, sir,” says the boy. George Bush, delighted with the boy’s response, hands him a ten-dollar bill.
A week later, the same boy with the same puppies camps out in front of the White House again. Sensing a possible photo opportunity, George Bush approaches the boy again. “What kind of puppies were those again?” asks Bush. “Democratic puppies, sir,” says the boy.
Bush says, “What? Last week you said they were Republican puppies.” “Yes sir,” replies the boy, “but they’ve opened their eyes since then.”
December 3, 2007 at 8:21 pm
puppies are cute & cudily
December 7, 2007 at 5:44 pm
that was the greatest joke ever!!!
lol wow who comes up with that?
December 8, 2007 at 10:35 am
yes i am sure with megan
thats right who comes out with those???????????????
December 11, 2007 at 7:04 am
those puppies are sooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!1
December 16, 2007 at 4:22 pm
i thought that joke sucked it was pathetic personally but the puppies are cute
December 27, 2007 at 10:29 am
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
December 27, 2007 at 10:55 pm
these jokes suck they suck more than yourself LOZZERS
December 27, 2007 at 11:09 pm
I am RICER THAN YAH BITHES and so spoiled JEALOUS MY #999 never mind i am on disney canel
December 27, 2007 at 11:12 pm
you misspelled richer and i dont think its hannah or mily liar
December 27, 2007 at 11:16 pm
really megan it is me ok have a poblem
December 28, 2007 at 4:30 pm
That joke was really funny!!!
January 7, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I LUV PUPPIES
January 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm
YALL SHOLD NOT BE TALKING LIKE THAT O AND WE ALL NO U ANT MILEY CYRUS
January 10, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Im miley cyrus on disney channel watch me every night and remember I get the best of both worlds
January 24, 2008 at 1:06 pm
That was kinda cute. But, it might have offended any Republicans or supporters of the Prez. And, no, neither of you are Miley Cyrus or her blonde counterpart.
January 24, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I think she wanted to offend Bush supporters.
January 24, 2008 at 6:29 pm
how cute
February 6, 2008 at 10:12 am
thay are so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 8, 2008 at 4:28 pm
hfrfetdfsgegabgbgrhegbhgagbatgttjnmngjnmkkjmjkmjomjnihr
February 16, 2008 at 7:33 am
awwww i just got a puppy like that for v-day =]
February 17, 2008 at 5:56 pm
i never sene it
February 17, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Miley cyrus is gay!!!!!!!! ha! ha!
February 29, 2008 at 4:33 pm
dont talk about me im hanna montnna stop it or i will get the plocie on you
March 1, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I want to have a puppy and a sitsu dog.
thank you……………….
March 4, 2008 at 6:13 pm
if you are miley cyrus that’s so cool that’s low real low and those puppy’s are really cute
March 4, 2008 at 6:16 pm
i messed up *if you are miley cyrus that’s cool but if your not that’s low real low* there that’s right.
March 7, 2008 at 11:42 pm
HEY ARE YOU GUYS FROM FILLMORE
March 8, 2008 at 8:38 pm
omg how cute i love puppys
March 10, 2008 at 1:16 pm
ok look that girls not miley cyrus but if she was she wouldn’t pick a name with cyrus I mean would she really want all those people trying to talk to her?
March 10, 2008 at 1:17 pm
ok?
March 10, 2008 at 1:18 pm
and yes the puppies are TO DIE FOR i really want a puppy but my dog doesn’t let me
March 13, 2008 at 4:34 am
omg those puppies are soooooooo cute i want 1 but my mum won’t let me have one.
March 16, 2008 at 10:39 am
puppies awwwwwwwwww they soooooo cute dont disss them xxxxx
March 20, 2008 at 1:37 am
these pictures are okay but they could be better
March 20, 2008 at 4:40 am
Andrex puppies 4 life man hot dogz are you lot americanos or what? writ bak luv you dudes xxxxxxxxxxx
March 20, 2008 at 4:45 am
i wuv wikkle puppies they are sooooooooooooo cute
big up 2 amy luv ya gal
p.s see ya 2nite
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
March 24, 2008 at 10:33 pm
i am really sorry of what i said of the jokes suck more than you
you guys dont suck nobody suck i said that beacause i was mad at my cousin if you guys forgive me write it on as a reply thax all you cool peaple
March 24, 2008 at 10:36 pm
WHO WANTS TO GO OUT WITH ME WRITE AS REPLY THAnks HOT CHICK
March 24, 2008 at 10:39 pm
i do i do i do i do ido i do i do IHEART U
XOXOXOXO LOVE CIDNY pick me
March 26, 2008 at 8:33 am
u guys r retarded. NONE OF YOU ARE MILEY CYRUS. hate 2 break it 2 ya. what’s up w/ dissing Bush? What, do you think Hillary the BUM will b better or something? Bush is awesome! he does a great job, when u think about it. by the way, LUV the PUPS! and who knows if *I* am miley or not! =D LOL JK
May 7, 2008 at 2:38 pm
die
May 7, 2008 at 2:38 pm
die all
May 7, 2008 at 2:40 pm
daniel is an idiot
May 7, 2008 at 2:42 pm
evry body dance noiw
May 13, 2008 at 7:48 am
hey is katie all the puppys are so cute and i love to have one to and i want one now lol please be good to all the puppy a look after them all love katie x x
May 14, 2008 at 1:39 pm
puppies are so cute i can never get mad at my puppy i wish that i can be a puppy.
May 14, 2008 at 2:53 pm
dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
May 14, 2008 at 2:54 pm
i hartwerw
May 14, 2008 at 2:56 pm
i will be cute fat obiece puppy
May 14, 2008 at 3:01 pm
by fuddddccdcdscsc
May 14, 2008 at 3:01 pm
i might kill puppy !!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 15, 2008 at 3:05 pm
cody hooley is hot
May 15, 2008 at 9:12 pm
THESE PUPS ARE SO CUTE THEY ARE THE MOST ADORABLE THINGS IVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
❤ YA
-VALVI
May 15, 2008 at 9:14 pm
ME AGAIN AGAIN SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO CCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE OHH AND VALVI ME ALSO KNOMN AS BOO TO MY COUSINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 15, 2008 at 9:16 pm
VALVI=BOO
ALBO=POOH
NABO=BUBBLES
JUCA=BUTTERCUP
MY COUSINS
WE ALL THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE
May 20, 2008 at 2:56 am
loserssssssssss ahahahaha yall iz americans ahaha stop fukin sayin yall itz not evn a fukin word u hot dogs!!!
May 23, 2008 at 2:26 pm
those puppies r really cute i just gotta have em who the hell comes up wit those jokes anyway
May 25, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Good job, Peter!
I love you!
❤ GAY PRIDE
May 27, 2008 at 9:18 pm
die cits dieallslllls
May 28, 2008 at 4:21 am
aww those pups r so cute it makes you want to snuggle up with them o and bii the way whoeven made up those jokes tell please. =)
May 28, 2008 at 4:37 am
hello all my fans just to keep you referd i maint not be doing high school musical 3 because what i had did but i will try to do better so i can make a high school musical 4 will i got to go becuse zack is bringing me and the cru to the movies in los vegas so talk to you next time or see ya at one of my concerts and bii the way this is the real true vanessa hudgens o and jesiah if you are reading this i maint u at one of my concerts and i am telling you now that i really want to meat u agian so latter guys.
May 31, 2008 at 10:41 am
Aw those dogs are cool. Can’t
May 31, 2008 at 10:43 am
yeah cool stuff there,
president bush should get a dog
great nice super
ya.
May 31, 2008 at 10:44 am
so anyway ya is anyone other than me comment posting? too bad. 😦
June 1, 2008 at 5:52 pm
dylan coady yes i am rreplying how old are you
June 1, 2008 at 5:54 pm
yes i am writing dylan coady how old r u i am 14
June 1, 2008 at 5:57 pm
sup i am frm middle school GO BULLDOS
BULLDOG=OUR SCHOOL MASCOT
June 3, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Puppies are so so cute. I love them!
June 3, 2008 at 4:58 pm
yalo r u three ok bye than
June 4, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Dogs STINK!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
June 8, 2008 at 11:09 am
Puppies are so so cute. I love them sooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 11, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I have six white pupies.
They are all cutie pies
June 12, 2008 at 10:40 am
awwwwww he is ssssssssssoooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!
June 12, 2008 at 3:08 pm
hi all my fans i wanted to say that i LOVE PUPPIES!!!!!!!!! and i have no clue who came up with that joke but that is a stupid joke also all of the bad pictures of me i am sorry i wanted to take them off of you tube but my dad said no make everybody hate you so i had to leave them on you tube well anyways i just wanted to say hi to all my fans and i wanted to also say i am the real Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus so peace and i will comment again very soon and also no mean comments about me please and thanks
Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana
June 13, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Hi I just wanted to say that I’m stupid and I lip-sing and I’m ugly and freakier/weirder than an alien and all my fans are retards for liking me and I have ugly hair and my stupid brother Alex is just as ugly as I am but sings better and the name of my band is the most stupidest retardish freaky name that could have ever been made up and if the name of my band was
“Worst Singer and the Weirdo Aliens” it would have made more since than the Naked Brothers Band and I like to eat monkey fur and squirrels and drink my brothers blood for dinner every saturday.
Thank you for listening.
JOKE: by Jamie
June 13, 2008 at 3:48 pm
okay so everyone who is saying, hey its
vannessa hudgens or hey its miley cryus
no its not. just shutup. youre not cool
anyway if anybody wouldd likee to explain
this joke to me that would be great cause
i totallly do not get it. kay.thanks.byee
June 15, 2008 at 5:12 pm
they are sooooooooo cute. so really what kind of puppies are they
June 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
u r soooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 18, 2008 at 12:08 pm
All u haters out there, hanna SUCKS
June 18, 2008 at 12:09 pm
hannah montana that is
here’s my friend crister: HANNAH MONTANA is HHOOTT! but i HATE her!
June 18, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Ok…..whatever.
Those puppies are sooooooo cute! i LOVE DOGS!
i agree with the naked btothers band, i like that joke!
July 4, 2008 at 6:51 am
Well It Makes Sense
July 9, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I HATE MILEY CYRUS. She is such a wannna be rockstar
July 9, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Spottedsky (#70) stinks. if u dont like dogs your a lozer. by the way that bitch miley cyrus is a loser. It is so SAD that people want be like her.
All you Miley wanna bes are losers just like the queen her self
-Nikki the Miley Hater
July 19, 2008 at 2:13 am
hey i totaly agree wit 84 all they are is posers and wanna bes and fyi vannessa dosent hang wit hir crue that much and how are the geti g to los vegas
the truther cindy ❤
July 24, 2008 at 5:45 pm
what’s da puppie’s name
July 27, 2008 at 10:36 am
if your hannah montana how about going to english class cause your spelling alomst everything wrong
July 27, 2008 at 10:37 am
im with nicloe
July 27, 2008 at 10:39 am
im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo with nicloe
July 27, 2008 at 10:42 am
nickie is right if you dont like dogs your a lozer
July 27, 2008 at 10:46 am
ugh what ever fb
July 27, 2008 at 10:49 am
well little miss hannah montana your a lozer even if you are not hannah or mily but hannah montana is really a lozer like you hannah
July 27, 2008 at 10:51 am
you go roxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! any way these puupies are soooooo cute i mean like i would want to adopt all of them
July 27, 2008 at 10:55 am
hey gabbby how about no foul language there are some little girls on here like 6 7 5 year olds ok ok missy
July 27, 2008 at 10:57 am
yall are wierd gosh nicloe do have to be so mean to hannah montana if that is her real name
July 27, 2008 at 10:59 am
syborg that is so rude of you for saying die die all my little sis goes on here she cried the first time she saw that how about just you die
July 27, 2008 at 11:03 am
actually i do nesh if she thinks she is hannah montana she spelled destiny wrong and i know hannah would never do that so yeah she also spelled almost every other word wrong
July 27, 2008 at 11:06 am
krystal ur a lozer not all of us cant say its a bad word
July 27, 2008 at 11:08 am
im sorry got all little out of hand sorry krystal
July 27, 2008 at 12:50 pm
are any of you guys on what time do you guys come on so i can talk to you more
July 27, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Y’all join facebook or get a chat room or something. I am gonna turn off the comments on this post tomorrow.
July 27, 2008 at 1:08 pm
what do you mean
July 27, 2008 at 1:10 pm
hey frecklesscassie what time do you mostly come on everyday
July 27, 2008 at 6:47 pm
there sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute omg if you guys go on safe kids chat rooms and you see charm carr thats me thats not my real name though
July 31, 2008 at 9:16 pm
i didnt get the joke im only ten ,but i like the dogs
August 2, 2008 at 8:04 am
this is unice! i no alot of peps like k.d. ino she is reading this bc she is on this website
August 2, 2008 at 8:05 am
chchfgfghdh
August 2, 2008 at 8:09 am
hi i love miley cyrus i wish to meet her!
August 2, 2008 at 8:09 am
hi i love miley cyrus i wish to meet her!
lol ol o l ol o l
August 2, 2008 at 8:10 am
lol
that was a made up name the danielle gangi thing1 lol ol o l ol
August 2, 2008 at 12:30 pm
who like hannah i mean she is so dumm ugh
August 2, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I HATE HANNA MONTANA!!!SHE SUCKS! i just love those puppies! that joke was sooooo flippin stupid!